“Have any of you played with a firecracker? I’m assuming yes, or you know the function of it. When you shoot off a firecracker it explodes into nothing. I have never seen a firecracker explode and a can of tuna appear. That is what evolution says, that the Earth was made from an explosion.” - Pastor Ed Taylor
I think your Pastor should look up what evolution is before commenting on it. Where does evolution ever speak about the origin of the earth at all!?
Worst. Analogy. Ever.Oh my god. I really am laughing right now. So hard. Thank you, Pastor Ed, that was fucking hilarious. Someone get this dude on a comedy tour. Seriously. A fucking can of tuna…
A firecracker may not make a can of tuna appear, but a can of tuna will make cats appear. You can’t explain that!
What is it with creationists and weird food analogies, anyway?
Ray Comfort has his banana.
Chuck Missler has his peanut butter.
And Pastor Ed has a can of tuna.
Maybe they’re all just cranky because they’re hungry.
