1. Great analogy my Pastor had on Evolution today:

    theoppressedlittlefetus:

    thepetroguy:

    paige-michael:

    “Have any of you played with a firecracker? I’m assuming yes, or you know the function of it. When you shoot off a firecracker it explodes into nothing. I have never seen a firecracker explode and a can of tuna appear. That is what evolution says, that the Earth was made from an explosion.” - Pastor Ed Taylor

    I think your Pastor should look up what evolution is before commenting on it. Where does evolution ever speak about the origin of the earth at all!?
    Worst. Analogy. Ever. 

    Oh my god. I really am laughing right now. So hard. Thank you, Pastor Ed, that was fucking hilarious. Someone get this dude on a comedy tour. Seriously. A fucking can of tuna…

    A firecracker may not make a can of tuna appear, but a can of tuna will make cats appear. You can’t explain that!

    What is it with creationists and weird food analogies, anyway?

    Ray Comfort has his banana.

    Chuck Missler has his peanut butter.

    And Pastor Ed has a can of tuna. 

    Maybe they’re all just cranky because they’re hungry. 

     
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    3. anotheractivist reblogged this from paige-michael and added:
      almost didn’t reblog this because it has so many notes.. But seriously.. What. The. Fuck. It’s like
    4. sidneyia reblogged this from theoppressedlittlefetus and added:
      A firecracker may not make a can of tuna appear, but a can of tuna will make cats appear. You can’t explain that! What...
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      I miss the days when religious leaders were among the highly educated, because they were the few that could afford...
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    7. musicianbydefault said: Paige, I’ve been a part of CCA since it was established in 1999. :D Is this some coincidence, or do you attend CCA?
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      heard was when I was dragged to a religious play called “Heaven’s Gates and Hell’s Flames”, where everyone who didn’t...
    9. rezibakevri reblogged this from blackpoquedown and added:
      Woah, someone who can’t grasp...difference between a firecracker and a supernova is...
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      creationism and the big bang are two sides of the same coin, the only difference is that with creationism the source is...
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      Isn’t the Big Bang theory on a completely separate page from evolution anyway? Sooooo…. I can totally believe that this...
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      My reaction when turds present their mutilated understanding...evolution or science:
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      Why is it that the things theists present as what they’d accept as evidence for secular concepts, particularly...
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      Oh my god. I really am laughing right now. So hard. Thank you, Pastor Ed, that was fucking hilarious. Someone get this...
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      think your Pastor should look up...is before commenting on it. Where does evolution ever...
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