1. 20:30 29th Mar 2014

    Notes: 61427

    Reblogged from that-darned-sock

    Tags: catbreadingmeme

    image: Download

    vastderp:

who put bread on the termite queen

    vastderp:

    who put bread on the termite queen

    (Source: lonesome-when-youre-around)

     
  2. 14:31 23rd Jul 2013

    Notes: 209515

    Reblogged from tumblrisweird

    Tags: memelolin the way guy

    tastefullyoffensive:

    In The Way Guy [via/via]

     
  3. birdsy-purplefishes:

nafansaurus:

birdsy-purplefishes:

nafansaurus:

melodiousjustice:

A dick-ass thief bums a daughter off her step-mom, and then they fight his trans* brother.

You collect a bunch of shit in a world full of things with googly eyes, and then there’s a quiz before you’re allowed to fight the last boss.

Wow. I have no idea what these games are. Or how to make mine sound awful.
…
…
Shit. I don’t even know which one is my favorite.

Dude, Portal. That’s like our go-to favorite game that isn’t WoW. (Also, I have no idea what Melodiousjustice’s game was, but I chose Banjo-Kazooie for mine because for some reason I forgot Portal 2.)

Shit, I looked at the notes and both of them are taken!”some lady dressed like a convict tries to get away from robots”
and ”You play a psychopath that everyone calls a hero and no matter what race you are, Tolkien is rolling in his grave. Eventually, after killing gods, demons, and death, you get to go to china.”
(Edit: Someone in that block of posts did Portal 2 also).The Minecraft ones don’t count because Minecraft always sounds ridiculous.

THERE ARE NO GRAPHICS, JUST ASCII CHARACTERS
I MEAN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS

    birdsy-purplefishes:

    nafansaurus:

    birdsy-purplefishes:

    nafansaurus:

    melodiousjustice:

    A dick-ass thief bums a daughter off her step-mom, and then they fight his trans* brother.

    You collect a bunch of shit in a world full of things with googly eyes, and then there’s a quiz before you’re allowed to fight the last boss.

    Wow. I have no idea what these games are. Or how to make mine sound awful.

    Shit. I don’t even know which one is my favorite.

    Dude, Portal. That’s like our go-to favorite game that isn’t WoW. (Also, I have no idea what Melodiousjustice’s game was, but I chose Banjo-Kazooie for mine because for some reason I forgot Portal 2.)

    Shit, I looked at the notes and both of them are taken!

    some lady dressed like a convict tries to get away from robots


    and 

    You play a psychopath that everyone calls a hero and no matter what race you are, Tolkien is rolling in his grave. Eventually, after killing gods, demons, and death, you get to go to china.”

    (Edit: Someone in that block of posts did Portal 2 also).

    The Minecraft ones don’t count because Minecraft always sounds ridiculous.

    THERE ARE NO GRAPHICS, JUST ASCII CHARACTERS

    I MEAN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS

    (Source: mylittlefangirl)

     
  4. 13:41 11th Apr 2013

    Notes: 415933

    Reblogged from birdsy-purplefishes

    Tags: lizardsnakephonememe

    hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

Reptile phone: best meme or best meme? 

    hootaloo:

    bowrll:

    mortisreptus:

    fireskink:

    alltailnolegs:

    mcsprankles:

    idcsam:

    shadow-pop:

    whatisagorman:

    snakelet:

    this is 911 state your emergency

    image

    YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

    image

    911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

    image

    YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

    image

    911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

    image

    MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

    image

    YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

    image

    TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

    image
    911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

    image

    yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

    Reptile phone: best meme or best meme? 

    (Source: babylizard)

     
  5. Hey why am I not on here?? I am way cuter than that fucking weirdo Hallucigenia

    (Source: neoproxeh)

     
  6. 19:25 14th Feb 2013

    Notes: 71

    Reblogged from birdsy-purplefishes

    Tags: batfruit batmeme

    birdsy-purplefish:

inspirationalbats:

[IMAGE: A bat flying in the sky. It is day time and the sky is clear and light blue. The picture was taken from underneath the bat. At the top, in a black melty font, it reads: “IT’S OKAY AND SOMETIMES NECESSARY” and at the bottom: “TO FLY AWAY.”]

But it’s scary, bat. 
And why are you flying around in the daytime? Are you okay?

It’s a fruit bat. They’re not nocturnal. 

    birdsy-purplefish:

    inspirationalbats:

    [IMAGE: A bat flying in the sky. It is day time and the sky is clear and light blue. The picture was taken from underneath the bat. At the top, in a black melty font, it reads: “IT’S OKAY AND SOMETIMES NECESSARY” and at the bottom: “TO FLY AWAY.”]

    But it’s scary, bat. 

    And why are you flying around in the daytime? Are you okay?

    It’s a fruit bat. They’re not nocturnal. 

     
  7. 12:22 12th Feb 2013

    Notes: 238

    Reblogged from fucknobadtattoos

    Tags: tattoobad tattoomeme

    image: Download

    fucknobadtattoos:

i have no idea how i stumbled upon this but jesus christ.

    fucknobadtattoos:

    i have no idea how i stumbled upon this but jesus christ.

     
  8. Is Gorilla Munch actually any good??

    Because it looks really good! 

     
  9. tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I am pretty sure DeviantArt is full of people who want to have sex with Goofy. 

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [via]

    I am pretty sure DeviantArt is full of people who want to have sex with Goofy. 

     
  10. 15:27 13th Jan 2013

    Notes: 44247

    Reblogged from that-darned-sock

    Tags: catfat catmeme

    vastderp:

you-cant-kill-heroes:


this cat has a cat on its back
what




As this cat gets fatter, so will the cat on its back. 

    vastderp:

    you-cant-kill-heroes:

    this cat has a cat on its back

    what

    image

    As this cat gets fatter, so will the cat on its back.