1. 16:48 24th May 2014

    Notes: 14571

    Reblogged from vastderp

    Tags: spiders georghomestuckmeme

    roachpatrol:

coffeeandcockatiels:

eldritchlunch:

Your name is SPIDER SGEORG.
You live in a CAVE and eat 10,000 SPIDERS each day.
Your trolltag is statisticalOutlier and huu hormf fparbl guh mwomf. Unfortunately, nobody can understand a word you say because your mouth is never not full of spiders.

Best one.

this is so pleasing

    roachpatrol:

    coffeeandcockatiels:

    eldritchlunch:

    Your name is SPIDER SGEORG.

    You live in a CAVE and eat 10,000 SPIDERS each day.

    Your trolltag is statisticalOutlier and huu hormf fparbl guh mwomf. Unfortunately, nobody can understand a word you say because your mouth is never not full of spiders.

    Best one.

    this is so pleasing

     
  2. 20:40 22nd May 2014

    Notes: 12185

    Reblogged from grimdarkthroes

    Tags: spiders georgmeme

    yanderecharacter:

    sagelaurent:

    cant wait til people start saying the ‘x georg’ jokes are unfunny

    "spiders georg joke unfunny" factoid actualy just statistical error. spiders georg joke VERY funny. Buzzkill Georg, who lives in cave & thinks every joke is unfunny, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

    (Source: sagelaurent-moved)

     
  3. The “not all men are like that” meme isn’t saying all men are like that, it’s making fun of men who butt into other people’s conversations to argue about generalizations, usually ignoring or dismissing any salient points in the discussion in the process. 

    We’re mocking your predictable behavior, we’re not insisting you are, in fact, “like that”. 

    If you’re not the kind of guy who pops up uninvited in women’s discussions to start irrelevant arguments (which you probably are if you’re upset about the Not All Men meme in the first place, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt) then the meme is not talking about you. 

     
  4. 20:30 29th Mar 2014

    Notes: 67954

    Reblogged from vastderp-placeholder

    Tags: catbreadingmeme

    image: Download

    vastderp:

who put bread on the termite queen

    vastderp:

    who put bread on the termite queen

    (Source: lonesome-when-youre-around)

     
  5. 14:31 23rd Jul 2013

    Notes: 212341

    Reblogged from tumblrisweird

    Tags: memelolin the way guy

    tastefullyoffensive:

    In The Way Guy [via/via]

     
  6. birdsy-purplefishes:

nafansaurus:

birdsy-purplefishes:

nafansaurus:

melodiousjustice:

A dick-ass thief bums a daughter off her step-mom, and then they fight his trans* brother.

You collect a bunch of shit in a world full of things with googly eyes, and then there’s a quiz before you’re allowed to fight the last boss.

Wow. I have no idea what these games are. Or how to make mine sound awful.
…
…
Shit. I don’t even know which one is my favorite.

Dude, Portal. That’s like our go-to favorite game that isn’t WoW. (Also, I have no idea what Melodiousjustice’s game was, but I chose Banjo-Kazooie for mine because for some reason I forgot Portal 2.)

Shit, I looked at the notes and both of them are taken!”some lady dressed like a convict tries to get away from robots”
and ”You play a psychopath that everyone calls a hero and no matter what race you are, Tolkien is rolling in his grave. Eventually, after killing gods, demons, and death, you get to go to china.”
(Edit: Someone in that block of posts did Portal 2 also).The Minecraft ones don’t count because Minecraft always sounds ridiculous.

THERE ARE NO GRAPHICS, JUST ASCII CHARACTERS
I MEAN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS

    birdsy-purplefishes:

    nafansaurus:

    birdsy-purplefishes:

    nafansaurus:

    melodiousjustice:

    A dick-ass thief bums a daughter off her step-mom, and then they fight his trans* brother.

    You collect a bunch of shit in a world full of things with googly eyes, and then there’s a quiz before you’re allowed to fight the last boss.

    Wow. I have no idea what these games are. Or how to make mine sound awful.

    Shit. I don’t even know which one is my favorite.

    Dude, Portal. That’s like our go-to favorite game that isn’t WoW. (Also, I have no idea what Melodiousjustice’s game was, but I chose Banjo-Kazooie for mine because for some reason I forgot Portal 2.)

    Shit, I looked at the notes and both of them are taken!

    some lady dressed like a convict tries to get away from robots


    and 

    You play a psychopath that everyone calls a hero and no matter what race you are, Tolkien is rolling in his grave. Eventually, after killing gods, demons, and death, you get to go to china.”

    (Edit: Someone in that block of posts did Portal 2 also).

    The Minecraft ones don’t count because Minecraft always sounds ridiculous.

    THERE ARE NO GRAPHICS, JUST ASCII CHARACTERS

    I MEAN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS

    (Source: mylittlefangirl)

     
  7. 13:41 11th Apr 2013

    Notes: 484967

    Reblogged from birdsy-purplefishes

    Tags: lizardsnakephonememe

    hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

Reptile phone: best meme or best meme? 

    hootaloo:

    bowrll:

    mortisreptus:

    fireskink:

    alltailnolegs:

    mcsprankles:

    idcsam:

    shadow-pop:

    whatisagorman:

    snakelet:

    this is 911 state your emergency

    image

    YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

    image

    911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

    image

    YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

    image

    911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

    image

    MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

    image

    YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

    image

    TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

    image
    911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

    image

    yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

    Reptile phone: best meme or best meme? 

    (Source: babylizard)

     
  8. Hey why am I not on here?? I am way cuter than that fucking weirdo Hallucigenia

    (Source: neoproxeh)

     
  9. 19:25 14th Feb 2013

    Notes: 71

    Reblogged from birdsy-purplefishes

    Tags: batfruit batmeme

    birdsy-purplefish:

inspirationalbats:

[IMAGE: A bat flying in the sky. It is day time and the sky is clear and light blue. The picture was taken from underneath the bat. At the top, in a black melty font, it reads: “IT’S OKAY AND SOMETIMES NECESSARY” and at the bottom: “TO FLY AWAY.”]

But it’s scary, bat. 
And why are you flying around in the daytime? Are you okay?

It’s a fruit bat. They’re not nocturnal. 

    birdsy-purplefish:

    inspirationalbats:

    [IMAGE: A bat flying in the sky. It is day time and the sky is clear and light blue. The picture was taken from underneath the bat. At the top, in a black melty font, it reads: “IT’S OKAY AND SOMETIMES NECESSARY” and at the bottom: “TO FLY AWAY.”]

    But it’s scary, bat. 

    And why are you flying around in the daytime? Are you okay?

    It’s a fruit bat. They’re not nocturnal. 

     
  10. 12:22 12th Feb 2013

    Notes: 239

    Reblogged from fucknobadtattoos

    Tags: tattoobad tattoomeme

    image: Download

    fucknobadtattoos:

i have no idea how i stumbled upon this but jesus christ.

    fucknobadtattoos:

    i have no idea how i stumbled upon this but jesus christ.