anchiton oladabas 2.0

birdsy-purplefishes:

nafansaurus:

birdsy-purplefishes:

nafansaurus:

melodiousjustice:

A dick-ass thief bums a daughter off her step-mom, and then they fight his trans* brother.

You collect a bunch of shit in a world full of things with googly eyes, and then there’s a quiz before you’re allowed to fight the last boss.

Wow. I have no idea what these games are. Or how to make mine sound awful.

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Shit. I don’t even know which one is my favorite.

Dude, Portal. That’s like our go-to favorite game that isn’t WoW. (Also, I have no idea what Melodiousjustice’s game was, but I chose Banjo-Kazooie for mine because for some reason I forgot Portal 2.)

Shit, I looked at the notes and both of them are taken!

”some lady dressed like a convict tries to get away from robots”

and 

”You play a psychopath that everyone calls a hero and no matter what race you are, Tolkien is rolling in his grave. Eventually, after killing gods, demons, and death, you get to go to china.”

(Edit: Someone in that block of posts did Portal 2 also).

The Minecraft ones don’t count because Minecraft always sounds ridiculous.

THERE ARE NO GRAPHICS, JUST ASCII CHARACTERS

I MEAN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS

(Source: mylittlefangirl)

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

Reptile phone: best meme or best meme? 

(Source: babylizard)

birdsy-purplefish:

inspirationalbats:

[IMAGE: A bat flying in the sky. It is day time and the sky is clear and light blue. The picture was taken from underneath the bat. At the top, in a black melty font, it reads: “IT’S OKAY AND SOMETIMES NECESSARY” and at the bottom: “TO FLY AWAY.”]

But it’s scary, bat. 

And why are you flying around in the daytime? Are you okay?

It’s a fruit bat. They’re not nocturnal. 

fucknobadtattoos:

i have no idea how i stumbled upon this but jesus christ.

tastefullyoffensive:

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I am pretty sure DeviantArt is full of people who want to have sex with Goofy. 

vastderp:

you-cant-kill-heroes:

this cat has a cat on its back

what

As this cat gets fatter, so will the cat on its back. 

fuckyeahsocialjusticesally:

Someone I had a disagreement about with on a political topic started calling me things like “dummy”, “piece of shit”, “degenerate” and “fuckwad”. Putting aside whether or not she had justification for doing so, her words and choices were emphasizing making me feel bad rather than defending her point. I asked her to stop name-calling because she was derailing the debate into a fight, and she immediately accused me of wanking about her tone. So I guess this submission is to vent my frustration.

People just straight-up don’t know what a tone argument is. 

It’s “Stop being so angry! No one’s going to listen to you if you’re angry!” Which is derailing and also concern-trolling.

It is not “Please stop verbally abusing me.” It’s not a free pass to be horrible to people.